Keep Allston Shitty Hat

Say it loud and say it local with the Keep Allston Shitty Hat, a wearable tribute to one of Boston’s most iconic neighborhood memes. Featuring bold stencil-style embroidery, this hat captures Allston’s perfectly imperfect charm, equal parts chaos, creativity, and pride.

Built with a structured six-panel design and a comfortable stretch band, this cap is made for everyday wear. The curved visor and mid-profile fit keep it classic and easy, whether you’re heading out for a coffee run, catching a basement show, or just embracing the neighborhood energy that locals know so well.

An instant classic for anyone who understands that Allston’s chaos is part of its magic.

Details

• 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill

• Structured 6-panel design with mid-profile fit

• Low-profile embroidery area

• Curved visor with silver undervisor

• Stretch band for a comfortable, flexible fit

• 6 embroidered eyelets for breathability

• Head circumference: 22”–23⅞” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm)

• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

Each hat is made to order to reduce overproduction and waste. Thanks for supporting thoughtful, intentional production.